“Hello, ladies, look at your cat, now back to me, now back at your cat, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if you stopped using puppy scented body wash and switched to Old Spice, he could smell like he’s me.
Look down, back up, where are you? You’re cleaning a litterbox with the cat your cat could smell like.
What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s a dead mouse I caught last week. Look again, the mouse is now a hairball. Anything is possible when your cat smells like Old Spice and not a puppy. I’m in a box.”
